Following are places that certain people should never go for the sake of their mental stability.

Dick Cheney– a week in the Guantanamo prison.

New York State legislator — a college course on ethics in government.

Governor Sanford — a tango festival featuring the best Argentine dancers.

Barack Obama — annual gay pride parade in San Francisco.

Ron Paul– Constitutional Convention of 1787 where they discuss the need for a strong national government.

Tom Hanks — an audience with the Pope.

Car Salesman — a year on a Pacific island.

SAT Test Designer– locked in a room for eternity taking SAT tests.

College President — a class in his college listening to a boring tenured professor.

Ballroom Dancer — waterworld.

NRA President — high school in Brooklyn which adheres to his ideas that kids can bring guns to school