Rare Human Sighted!

There are unconfirmed reports that scientists have seen evidence of the existence of a human life form which was thought to be extinct. The creature is rather dark skinned, over six feet tall, and believe it or not, it speaks the English language. Colin Powell, who served in the administrations of both George Bush I and George Bush II came out yesterday to announce to the world that he will vote for one Barack Obama. Powell described himself as a “Republican moderate” and acknowledged his brand of humanity was rapidly on the road to becoming completely extinct.

We tend to forget that once Republicans had “Socialists” like Theodore Roosevelt who blasted the wealthy, Abraham Lincoln who pushed for the idea of free state colleges and an income tax and even George Bush I who raised income taxes on the wealthy. I do hope this Colin Powell will be displayed in a zoo.

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