Sarah Sails Away From Running

Sarah Palin has made if official, she will not be running for the presidency of the United States of America. As she so ably put it: “not being a candidate you a re unshackled and able to be even more active. I look forward to using all the tools at my disposal to get the right people there who have a servant’s heart.” God Bless you Sarah for displaying such a willingness to spare the nation from the thought of you  being president of this country.

I am intrigued that Sarah wants to be “unshackled.” I assume this means she does not wish to be prevented from making gobs of money. I am intrigued that she wants those in leadership roles to have “a servant’s heart.” I assume this means that she wants Republicans in power who will obey their real master–Wall Street bankers and businessmen throughout the nation.

One must admit that Sarah is honest. She wants to serve the lords of wealth, she wants to serve the masters of our industry, she wants to serve every crackpot religious fanatic.