Spicy Chicken Kisses

The Chick-Fil-A controversy has replaced what passes for a  political race for the presidency. As we know, what we eat leads to what we think. Ever since the head of this chicken company came out against gay rights, people are waving chicken wings and playing chicken with one another. Former Governor Mike Huckabee, who once boasted to losing a hundred pounds now is in favor of everyone eating a few Chick-Fil-A sandwiches which add 440 calories per bite.

Mike wants to let America know, he will “affirm a business that operates on Christian principles” should stand up for what Jesus believed. You know, Jesus said never turn the other cheek and if you come across two women kissing, stone them to death. Read the Sermon on the Mount, it is all about hating people.

Frankly, Mike, as a Jew, I am somewhat upset at your insult to people of m y faith. I guess if we run a business on Jewish principles, you will boycott us.

Oh, the solution to this idiocy comes from a gay group, Galad. They will sponsor a National Same Kiss Day. Go to Chick-Fil-A and kiss away. But, please, stay away from the chicken!!