St. Santorum Declares War On Kids!

Rick Santorum was brought by God to this planet in order to educate we ignorant masses concerning what our Lord above desires in terms of proper behavior. After making clear to women how to behave when engaged in the act of sex, Rick  decided to make clear to the Obama parents how to handle their own children. Malia Obama was going to join her classmates on a trip to Mexico, but Rick is mighty upset at her venturing into darkest Mexico.

“If the administration is saying that it’s not safe to have people down there, (Mexico, that is), then just because you can send 25 secret service agents  doesn’t mean you should do it. You should set an example.” In fairness to Rick, he has insulted women, blacks, the unemployed, elderly people who demand “entitlements” like social security, so why be surprised he is going after kids??

Of course, in most political conflicts children of those running are not supposed to be attacked. But, when you are an agent of the Lord, anything goes!

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