Tweedle Dumb, Tweedle Dee Debate

Due to efforts by Fox News and the  Washington Examiner newspaper, a group of people will be debating in the state of Iowa about their reasons for seeking the Republican nomination for president. Most probably, in the history of the United States of America this group of Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dee characters can only surpass in knowledge and intelligence their prior nitwit candidate, Millard Fillmore. On the other hand, after listening to their shared ignorance, Millard comes out smelling like roses.

On the platform will be John, Newt, Mitt, Michele, Herman, while ready to jump in are Sarah, Rick, and God knows who else. There are unconfirmed reports a group of patients from a  mental asylum in a small town in Iowa escaped and will appear in the debate. Fox News decided it was important to have someone who knows SOMETHING about economics in the debate.

Oh, Sarah Palin is heading to Iowa in her bus. We are unclear whether or not she is the driver of the bus or the one acting as a hostess for those on the bus. In any respect, we would trust her to drive a bus, but as for expressing an intelligent idea, the closest she comes is using the expression, “intelligent design” to explain the billion years history of this planet.

Flash: There is no truth to the rumor Sarah Palin will arrive riding her favorite dinosaur!

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