Who Is Pope Francis?

There are unconfirmed reports the state of Texas wants to place any and all writings of Pope Francis on the banned list. There are also unconfirmed reports Tea Party leaders are in hurried sessions with Sheldon Adelson about the possibility of forming an anti-Pope Francis Catholic Church which would return the church to the hands of the wealthy. After all, true American patriots know our Founding Fathers, just like that Jesus fellow, believed that God loved dearly those of wealth and power. Jesus was sent to bless the wealthy and sanction their oppression of the poor. If you don’t agree with conservatives, either read the Second Amendment or check into the Sermon on the Mount. I assume you do know that it took place on a mountain of money.

Anyway, Pope Francis tweeted: “Inequality is the root of social evil.” Previously, this Socialist pervert had urged governments to guarantee people “dignified work, education and healthcare!” It is now clear that Pope Francis is really a COMMUNIST, a SOCIALIST, and he cares not for job creators!

How can such a man head the Catholic Church?