Government Aid To Business Works

A Republican mantra that is sounded at each debate and each speech by a candidate seeking the nomination for president of the United States is that government can not create jobs, only business can accomplish that task. For some Republican leaders Jesus Christ was a supporter of free enterprise and wanted to end unions and welfare for the poor. Just read his Sermon on the Mount if you doubt these words . The Internet was created by the Federal government, the airline industry is a product of Federal money and our train system was  heavily financed by the Federal government.

Mitt Romney, campaigning in the state of Michigan penned an editorial in the  Detroit News which argued President Obama  sold out our automobile industry by giving money to revive them when they were faced with bankruptcy. General Motors just recorded record profits and once again is the world’s largest producer of  automobiles–due to financial aid from the Obama administration.

Peter Cohan,  writing in Forbes magazine raises questions concerning Republican candidates like Mitt Romney.  ”Romney is either a bad businessman, a lousy politician or both… does Romney really believe that he needs to embarrass himself by taking a position that will appeal to a fringe of the Republican party?”

The right question for the wrong approach.

Girl Scouts Recruiters For Lesbians!

It is simply a matter of time before another one of those kooks who inhabit the Republican party utter some inane comment regarding some person or group who is part of our traditional landscape of American organizations. Rep. Bob Morris of the Indiana House  refused to go along with fellow Republicans in signing an announcement hailing the Girl Scouts of America. Actually, he was shocked that conservatives would honor a secret cell of homos and lesbians.

After consulting constituents who know all about Girl Scouts, Bob concluded they were a “radicalized organization” which serves as  the tactical arm of Planned Parenthood. These “well informed constituents” are certain if a girl  joins the Girl Scouts it is simply the first step toward becoming a lesbian. 

Has anyone considered having Bob Morris stand as the Republican candidate for president?

North Korea Bombs With Words

Leaders of North Korea are currently in a state of uncertainty as they laid to rest the body of the Beloved Leader, Kim Song Il. His pudgy son, the new  Beloved Leader must show the people of his nation that as a Beloved Leader he will lead the country in issuing bombastic statements of defiance. Frankly, it matters little what causes these threats  of violence, it is the duty of a Beloved Leader to lead the nation in making utterances of defiance.

South Korean forces are conducting some artillery drills and obviously, none of their shells are headed north. South Korean forces were warned: “such a move of war-like forces is a premeditated military provocation.”

And, remember, that is from the Beloved Leader himself!!

Another Lie About Obama Care For Israel

Hardly a day goes by without some Republican member of Congress uttering words to pander for the “Jewish vote” in the upcoming presidential election. Republican Congressmen Ileana Ros-Lehtinen and Howard McKeon charged “the administration is requesting record low support for this (Israel Missile) vital defense cooperation”program. Of course, the request was ‘only’ for $99.8 million instead of last year’s $106  million.

However, in ADDITION to the $99.8 million the Obama administration is sending $3.1 BILLION additional dollars to the state of Israel. Gee, instead of getting $3.206 billion, poor Israel under the anti-semite Barack Obama will only receive $3.198 billion. Such are the hard times Israel has to undergo  due to the Jew hating Barack Obama!!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion:  ’New Road Rules”

Run em down if they are drifters and win a prize in Republican contest.

Netherlands, Dutch News:  ”Court Blocks Geese”

I give this story three honks.

UK, Independent:  ”Ricky Martin Wants A Girl”

The question is: does a girl want Ricky Martin?

USA, Army Times:  ”Army Insists Veteran Is Dead, He Denies It”

Are you claiming to be more correct than your commanding officer?

Norway, Norway Post:  ”They Make Me Look Ridiculous”

Mitt Romney’s complaint about Tea Party folk.

South Africa, Argus:  ”Reading Is Fun”

If you have lots of pictures it is even easy for Michele Bachmann to follow the story.

China, China Daily:  ”McDonald’s Burgers Safety In  Doubt”

Now, they tell me!

France, Connexion: “Teachers Walk Out Over Tests”

It is one thing to test kids, but to test me!

Mitt Seeks Bain To Take Him Over!

As the primary season goes on and on and millions flow on and on to places they were not to be used, poor Mitt Romney finally has a money problem. He raised over $60 million and had that huge amount just a few weeks ago, but, alas, Rick and Newt and Ron continue in their quest for victory and that means spending Romney money. Mitt had Michigan locked up last month, but this month he trails behind sanctimonious Rick—that is to differentiate him from BS Rick of Texas.

We offer a humble suggestion to Mitt. Why not ask  Bain to take over his company, fire a few people, shake up the finance situation, pay themselves a nice healthy figure for righting a ship that was ready to sink, and prove once again that Bain is a job creator. At least in this situation it will create the job of president for a man who much prefers to fire every last person in order to fix the bottom line.

On the other hand, how about a Bain official to fire Mitt and take over as Republican candidate for president??

Rupert Stands Behind Whatever Reporters Do!

Rupert Murdoch is  a very wealthy man who has a very wealthy group of reporters and media folk who believe they have the right to get into the lives of anyone, living or dead. He recently appeared at headquarters of the Sun newspaper to announce his support of reporters, several of whom are being charged with bribery of public officials. The Boss announced “unwavering support” for those facing charges.

According to the Boss man, everyone is “innocent unless proved otherwise.” He regards charges as simply liberals attempting to silence the voice of conservatives. Rupert is upset that other media folk assume  his men and women are guilty. Of course, when Fox News charged future president Barack Obama of not  being an American citizen and claimed he was a secret Muslim, it was simply freedom of the press to lie.

As I recall, Rupert, Obama produced evidence he was born in America, but that did not satisfy your lying  group at Fox News. They continued their smear campaign. In reality, Rupert believes those who work for him are innocent and those making charges are the guilty ones!

Santoroum Needs An Aspirin

The life of Rick Santorum has undergone dramatic change from the time he was the guy at the end of the platform who waited for a chance to talk about his grandfather the coal miner and his wonderful children. Suddenly, the odd man out has become the odd man in. Rick has been getting gobs of money from someone named FosterFriess, who believes in all the right things in life from hating gays to blaming the poor for being poor. On a recent TV show, the man with money told an interviewer that women should place an aspirin between their knees” and stop worrying about contraceptives.

Media outlets blasted Foster which led Rick to enter the fray on grounds that liberals can say and do as they like, but one slip of the tongue is unfair. “He is a good man. He told a bad off color joke.” And, then Rick pointed out the media gave Obama a free ride when his pastor the Rev. Wright made some not so right statements.  Actually, Fox News never halted their claims that Barack Obama agreed with Wright and that Obama was not even born in this country.

Leave Your Guns At Home!

Unfortunately, for the people of Mexico they are located across the border from the United States of America. During their history, Americans forced Mexico to surrender half their country including Texas and California. One would hope that given what America has taken from Mexico, it would at least cease robbing them of their wealth. The latest example of how Mexicans are bothered by their closeness to the USA is the drug disaster. Mexicans die by the thousands because they are trapped in a cross fire between American hunger for drugs and drug lords desire to sell the product.

Alas, as drug lords fight with one another, they step across the Rio Grande and purchase enormous amounts of guns and other weapons to kill themselves as innocent Mexicans. President Felipe Calderon unveiled a huge sign aimed at Americans.  ”No More Weapons.” It went on to plead: “Dear friends of the United States, Mexico needs your help o drop the violence that we’re facing.  The best way to do this is to stop the flow of automatic weapons to Mexico.”

Governor Rick Perry is not impressed. He believes Americans have a constitutional right to assist drug lords to kill the innocent. I am certain Perry’s advice to Mexicans is to stay at home and never leave it if they desire to live!

Give Contraceptives A Rest

The current eruption in right wing media and ministers of the faith concerning use of contraceptives is much ado about nothing. Archbishop Timothy Dolan is furious at the Obama administration for requiring religious institutions to offer those on its medical plans access to contraceptives. Most probably the vast majority of Catholic women use some form of contraceptives and never connect such use to their membership in the  Catholic religion. Honest, they do not think use of contraceptives is akin to what happened in the French Revolution.

One might note to the Archbishop that no one is forcing women to use contraceptives , it is their choice so why complain about “the government.” It is one thing to be concerned about abortion rights another to yell and scream about use of contraceptives. How about lowering the volume on this topic?