“Where Shall We Go?”

For a moment, for twelve hours, the guns of Gaza are silent. For a moment, another body will not be killed. For a few moments, children can sleep without the sounds of explosions and fear in their hearts. Yes, for a moment, the madness which constantly envelops the Middle East has ceased. For a moment, people can stumble through streets strewn with rubble, with body parts, and find a UN site that distributed food. Unfortunately, even the UN could not offer safety to sleep since the guns of July must sound in anger and hate. This all began with the death of three innocent Jewish boys who were brutally murdered by someone or some men determined to gain revenge by killing the innocent. Sorry, but that is the ongoing story of the Israel-Palestinian conflict, those in power shout while ordinary people suffer.

Israel Defense Minister, Moshe Yaalon best summed up the crazy behavior which so dominates this area of the world. “At the end of the operation, Hamas will have to think very hard if it is wise to taunt us in the future.” Taunt us? Sorry, Mr. Yaalon, that is a comment I would expect from a twelve year old, not an important government official. Even as he spoke, Hamas was matching his childishness with boasts they will never give in until THEIR DEMANDS are accepted! Sorry, you did not “win” this war. No one has won anything. There are only losers in this conflict. Over 880 Gazans, and about 37 Israelis.

As always, the innocent die.

Are Nude Teachers Teaching?

I recently came across a story about a teacher in Pasadena, California who sent sexually explicit pictures of himself to over 300 students. Just imagine students opening their email to discover a few pictures of their science teacher displaying a body that might arouse interest. Given my own boredom with the teaching of science when a high school student, anything that might get me aroused and interested in the subject of science would have been worth the effort. There are high school subjects which bore students, and the question arises as to whether teachers should do everything within their power to arouse interest? So, how about a new curriculum for high school teachers?

1. If you got boobs, show them to us as part of your anatomy curriculum.

2. Can you transform the raising of your penis into a math lesson?

3. I realize some of your students regard you as an ass-hole, so why not display the ass in all its naked glory?

4. Hey man, if you got muscles, let me know so I will not challenge your manhood by silly behavior during the lesson.

5. A kissing lesson can be part of the curriculum about how to make friends.

Oh, his account was hacked.

Downtown Abbey On West Side Manhattan

I am a native of New York City or to be exact, person born and bred in the great borough of the Bronx. My parents left Manhattan for the more open land of the Bronx which in the 1930s still contained plenty of open space and low cost housing. In my childhood, there were apartment buildings in Manhattan which had a Doorman. He checked to see if you could even stand on the sidewalk outside the citadel which had been constructed for the wealthy or our fair land. In Bronx apartment buildings which were five stories in height, few had an elevator, and one walked up and down. So, much to my surprise, the old ways have not disappeared. Developers of a new 33 floor apartment building were given a tax break if they set aside some apartments for “poor people.” Since money was at stake, developers agreed to allow 55 people who are classified as “poor” to inhabit this building.

Oh, the “poor” are people who earn less than $55,000 a year so rest assured no one on Food Stamps will be in this building. Good news for the poor folk, they will have their OWN ENTRANCE! Thank God wealthy folk will not have to ride in an elevator with one of “those people!” Imagine, being in physical contact with someone who only earns $50,000! Well, I can sleep tight today knowing that our job creators will not be forced to share an elevator with the people who got one of their jobs!

Turkish High Speed Train Slows Down

The nation of Turkey just initiated its first high speed train,and its passengers included Prime Minister Recep Erdogan. The train left the capital of Ankara and was headed to Istanbul when something went wrong, and the train had to halt for repairs. A Turkish source informed me there were “question marks” and something suspicious about this incident. This intrepid reporter decided to check with other important world figures about this alleged crime.

1. Sarah Palin informed me there was no doubt this train was sabotaged by Hillary Clinton since a passenger on the train came from Benghazi and he knew what happened in that city!

2. John Boehner informed this reporter since the train was build by the national government of Turkey rather than by private free enterprise businessmen, what else could one expect than a train that goes nowhere?

3. Governor Rick Perry asked me if this train was headed towards the Mexican border, he was prepared to dispatch members of the Texas National Guard to head off this train.

4. A Fox News panel agreed this incident was linked to the Affordable Care Act, they needed a few more hours in order to gather evidence of the connection.

5. Donal Trump offered to buy out the government of Turkey and transform its trains into mobile Casinos.

Another Plane, Another Mystery

An Air Algerie plane which had taken off from Ougadougu in Barkina Faso, a capital and nation that is known to all Americans, simply vanished from the radar screen and is apparently some place up in the sky. We are pleased to report to readers of this blog that we are the only one on this planet who knows the true story about this plane. Actually, we also know what happened to that plane which disappeared in Malaysia, and, in all honesty we understand what happened to the plane in Ukraine. Last night at the stroke of midnight I was suddenly confronted by a strange creature. It(there are no sexual differences on the planet of Xul) arrived in my room as I was typing. It referred to itself as, X. It appears there is strong interest by inhabitants on the planet of Xul about we humans. X indicated–it does not speak, but simply places its ideas into my mind– leading theorists on Xul have come to believe that humans are among the most interesting life forms in the universe.

According to X, the idea of killing other life forms is an unknown concept in the universe. The idea of not sharing all resources with other life forms is an unknown idea in the universe. X is simply confused that life forms would allow a few to gather untold riches while most remain without access to them. Thus, Xulians are taking some of our planes to their planet. Its inhabitants will be studied until Xulians can figure out how we humans invented such curious ideas as wars, hatred and violence. After being studied, humans will be given the choice to return to this planet or remain in a land which does not know war, hatred or hunger.

I have now been designated as the representative on planet Earth who will have ongoing contact with Xulians. I do have the option, at some point or another, to hop on one of their space ships and go to the planet which only knows love, peace, and plenty for all.

P.S. Let me know if you would like to voyage across the stars!

Chad Stands For NRA Rights!!

There are moments when I feel so proud to live in the United States of America. There are times when I aim so proud that we have the National Rifle Association which stands guard to protect our freedom. Just imagine what our lives would be if no one had a gun in his hand to defend his property? Chad Pickering, who lives in a small town in Minnesota was mowing his lawn when he was brutally assaulted. As far as Chad is concerned, when he mows his lawn, that is his Constitutional right to mow the hell where he pleases. OK, so he rode his lawn mower over a neighbor’s lawn. Big deal. He went back into his house when the door bell sounded. For a moment, Chad wondered if some crazy Muslim was at his door. He opened it and discovered that it was his neighbor’s seventeen year old daughter.

As Chad told the police, “this bitch threatened me.” She dared to warn him not to ride his lawn mower on her lawn. Imagine, a bitch coming to your door and issuing warnings! What else could he do? He went to a tree on her property. “I knelt. I waited. I waited.” And, then he shot her three times, in the chest, thigh and ankle.” Thank God, the NRA protects such heroes of America. As Chad has said so many times, the problem confronting America is “the retards that are taking this country down the drain” with their opposition to gun rights!

This is simply another story of an American hero.

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “What Are You Scared Of?”

Republicans gain control of US Senate

New Zealand,New Zealand Herald: “I Didn’t Have Time To Pray”

That assumes God had time to listen to it.

Norway, Norway Post: “Tourist Caught Speeding Before Crash”

Shows the worth of a warning.

USA, aol: “Hope In Sight After 16 Operations”

Absolutely, I can guarantee there will be a seventeenth operation!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Court Grants Boat Injunction”

From now on, no one on the boat the boat does not like!

Sweden, Local: “Apes Get Revenge”

Into the cages with humans?

UK, Guardian: “Trial Of Abuse”

The longest trial in US history and the culprits are Congressmen.

Democratization Of Violence

Violence has always been an integral aspect of life on planet Earth. From the days when Cro-magnons used stones or spears or arrows in order to kill either one another or the Neanderthals, violence has been a daily occurrence among those who term themselves to be–humans. So, it is not surprising that violence is party of our daily life, and those who employ this tactic justify the murder of other life forms. However, there is now a difference in how violence is utilized. Due to advances in technology, an emergence of small sized powerful weapons of destruction just about any group can gain possession of the power to murder large numbers of people. The recent shooting down of a plane in Ukraine by a small number of men who were given access by the Russian government of a Buk missile is a vivid example of our modern capabilities for murder.

We can expect in the coming years that such powerful weapons will become smaller in size, and more powerful in consequences. The Israel government insists that it can “destroy” Hamas. Yes, today, Hamas will be enormously weakened, but tomorrow Hamas or another Muslim violent group will gain control of some weapon which can murder hundreds of Jews some place in Israel. Eventually, biological weapons will emerge to murder on a large scale. Crazies such as Hamas do not care if they kill their own people, they are engaged in a crusade to destroy Israel.

So, what is the solution to this reality? Israel, and every other nation, must work for peace with its neighbors. This will require compromise. But, without peace, enemies will eventually have the power to murder on a large scale. Sorry, Prime Minister Netanyahu, this is REALITY!

Day Of Rage -Soon Months Of Rage!

I was born a Jew, raised as a Conservative Jew by parents who had escaped the vicious anti-Semitism prevalent in Europe in the early part of the twentieth century. At least eleven of my relatives were murdered in the Holocaust, and my uncle and his three daughters fought in the forests of the Ukraine during World War II. I have spent my life Jew in America who is horrified at actions of the Israel Defense Force in Gaza is termed to be a “self hating Jew.”I now confront the reality that any Jew in America who is horrified at the slaughter of innocent men, women and children in Gaza is termed, a “self hating Jew.” So, be it. It was a horrible act by some group of Palestinians to murder three innocent Jewish boys in Israel. But, as of this date, at least 840 people in Gaza have also been murdered, some are vicious terrorists, but the majority are simply innocent civilians caught in the middle of a war that will go on and on and on. The UN had established the Beit Hanom School in Gaza, UN officials informed the IDF of the coordinates of the school, but Israel forces bombed the location and murdered innocent children.

The word is “murdered,” not “killed.” Israel forces continue to destroy homes and businesses of innocent people in their quest to end the power of Hamas in Gaza. Yes, Hamas is composed of ruthless murderers who have placed innocent people at risk due to their hatred of Jews. Yes, the tunnels have to be destroyed. But, the murder of innocent people will have but one consequence– hundreds of new terrorists are being born in the world of Gaza and on the West Bank. Palestinians had a “day of Rage” on the West Bank and five were killed, including one by a Jewish settler. Dozens are wounded. Today a day or rage, tomorrow years of rage.

There is only ONE solution. A COMPROMISE agreement between Palestinian leaders and Jewish Israel leaders. It must be based on the following:

1. The end of further West Bank settlements.

2. The establishment of a Palestinian government on the West Bank.

3. A compromise settlement of the refugee issue. Most probably, this would entail (a) some form of financial settlement, (b) return of X number of refugees to the West Bank.

4. Establishment of a joint Educational Commission to foster a peace and reconciliation curriculum in Israel and Palestinian schools. We must look to youth to create a new world of peace. After all, Jews and Germans now work together -even after the murder of SIX MILLION JEWS.

Hey America-Let’s Fight With Turkey!

The Gaza war continues to ripple across the Middle East creating one new conflict after another. For some strange reason, Muslim Turkey has been upset at the invasion of Gaza and death of hundreds of fellow Muslims. Unlike, George Bush who didn’t give a damn that hundreds of thousands of Iraqi Christians were being oppressed by an Iraq government placed in power by the United States, Turkish Prime Minister Recep Erdogan is furious at the death of civilians in Gaza. Let me make clear that Recep Erdogan is a petty tyrant who has been active in crushing democratic forces in his own nation, but he certainly is correct in fighting to protect the lives of innocent civilians in Gaza. Yes, he did employ harsh words towards Israel, why is this a surprise to anyone? What else should the leader of a Muslim nation do other than seek to save the lives of fellow Muslims? In fairness to him, Erdogan has been working with UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon in an effort to obtain a cease fire.

Turkish Foreign Minister Ahmet Davutogu is upset at comments made by a State Department spokesperson who said: “the U.S. believes Erdogan’s statements were offensive and wrong.” What else could Erdogan say but, “If America is still saying Israel is using its right to self-defense, then it should be critical of itself. It is America that is offensive.”

Perhaps, it is time for American diplomats to, while acknowledging the right of self defense, to also acknowledge the right of civilians to be able to live. A civilian certainly has the right of self defense, and that includes still being able to live.