NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

The unknown is an opportunity, never turn down exploring it.

Sincerity in the cause of hate is rather insincere.

Athletes hug and kiss one another, friends on meeting do likewise, but if gays duo it…. the world will collapse.

Some stride with certainty, I just stride.

Question: If fast food employees eat the food is that a good or a bad sign?

Some must take the last sip before existing.

I never use a straw.God doesn’t use one, so why should I?

I do not flip pages when eating.

Listening is truly a lost art in American colleges.

We learn by doing or not doing.

If you want to know Mitt’s view, just tell him what you believe in, he will find a way to agree with you.

In entering a shop some take off sunglasses while others flip them to top of head. I am of the latter persuasion.

Morning silence is more somber than evening silence.

Republican Hot Air Threatens Planet!!

Recent scientific studies dealing with the age of dinosaurs pose serious issues to the United States of America. Huge plant eating dinosaurs produced enough greenhouse gas by breaking wind to generate enormous quantities of methane. Scientists believe “microbes living in Sauropod dinosaurs could have produced enough methane to have an important effect on Mesozoic climate. An estimated 472 million tons of hot air were generated by dinosaurs.

We are concerned since the United States has millions of Republicans and members of the Tea Party. If you think dinosaurs produced a lot of hot air, just imagine the enormous quantities produced by Republicans and Tea Party folk? Imagine the daily out put of Newt Gingrich alone! We believe there is need for new legislation that will limit hot air comments by any Republican seeking office.

PROTECT THE PLANET, LIMIT REPUBLICAN HOT AIR EMISSION!!!

CEOs Plead Poverty

I realize that the Socialist Democratic party has waged a non-stop war against our  beloved job creators because they hate any executive who wants to make America enjoy the free enterprise system. Instead, executives are forced to dwell in a land in which hatred of those who make money is fostered by the Obama administration. Latest figures concerning CEO pay prove the Democratic party wants to destroy the American economy.

US Chief CEOs ONLY received raises of about 15%! Their average pay in 2011 was ONLY $5.8 million! How in God’s name can an executive get along on ONLY five million? This is analogous to the North Korean government which sends people to gulags. Obama is waging war against those who create and wants to take their money and distribute it to welfare cheats and drug addicts. OK, so CEO folk gave out 3.2% raises at a time when inflation was 2.7%. But, this means they gave at least a ONE PERCENT RAISE of THEIR MONEY to those who work for them!

Obama wants to destroy free enterprise and the first step is driving CEOs to poverty. First they came for the CEO, then they came for the Wall Street brokers,and then they came FOR YOU!

Wither Afghanistan In 2014?

The American people are tired of wars, they are fatigued with wars far away in distant lands  containing people who differ from traditional immigrants to this nation. President Obama recently signed an agreement with President Hamid Karzai of Afghanistan which entails departure of American armed forces from that land by 2014. Small contingents of  trainers will remain for years. The agreement appears to solve a problem –or does it? In reality, the agreement creates problems for the people of Afghanistan.

Currently, about 98% of the GDP of Afghanistan derives from outside economic and military assistance. US aid alone the past year was $15.7 billion. This means thousands of jobs are connected to foreign aid or military forces. Once American troops leave they also leave with jobs and money and leave behind        women groups that lack financial support to continue aiding females.

Yes, we leave behind a small group of wealthy Afghans, but the vast majority need our financial support. American political leaders are cutting government expenditures, and if they cut Afghan support, we can witness the return to power of the Taliban.

Hezbollah Threatens Israel

Years go by without any serious negotiation between the Netanyahu government and Palestinian leaders. Years go by with more and more settlements on the West Bank and less and less opportunity to achieve a meaningful  peace in the Middle East.The assumption of the current Israel government is that “time is on our side.” That is an assumption lacking any credible logic to support its outcome. Time is NOT no the side of Israel, time is on the side of Muslim militants who seek war and destruction.

Hassan Nasrallah, head of Hezbollah boasted that his group was prepared for war with Israel and that “the days when we fled and they did not are over.” Most probably, Hezbollah has thousands of missiles which can reach Israel. Logic would argue it is in the self-interest of Israel to negotiate peace with the Palestinian Authority. Once that agreement is in place, Hezbollah will not merely be confronting Israel, it will be confronting Muslims who seek peace.

It is in Israel’s self interest to help forge a Middle Eastern Union modeled on that of the European Union. Such an organization will bring peace and stability to the region. Once in place, Israelis-Jews and Muslims–can have the peace they desire.

Defending Racism In UK

Yes, in the fair land of England, there are those who spout racist ideas and are proud of their behavior. There are also those who capitalize  on racism in order to be racists. A pedophile gang of Muslims were allowed in Manchester, England to rape, torture, mistreat and impregnate teenage girls because police and social workers did not wish to be viewed as anti-Muslim. This gang of thugs tormented at least fifty girls, many of whom were white, for months because  local Manchester police did not wish to be regarded as being racist.

One teenage white girl even provided police with information including the DNA of her rapist, but the Crown Prosecutor did not seek an indictment. Labor MP, Ann Cryer, who has been livid at this brutalization of females exploded in anger: “This is an absolute scandal. They were petrified of being called racist and so reverted to the default of political correctness.”

Finally, the gang was arrested and several of its members sent to jail. Chief Constable Steve Heyword commented: “At the time we did what we thought was best. We have learnt a lot of lessons.” Number one being, behave like policeman who protect the victim, not the rapist!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion:  ”Mice Filmed In Store”

I want to know if they pay for the cheese!

Canada, Toronto Star:  ”Apologize For Bogus Degree”

I guess that applies to all who attend  U. of Phoenix and Lindenwood University.

USA, aol:  ”Four Kids Strapped On Hood”

I guess Mitt felt sorry for the dog and decided to  let the kids go on high.

Toronto Star:  ”I Will Quit Politics”

I can assure readers this  comment did not come from Newt Gingrich.

China, China Daily:  ”Cable Car Sex Warning”

Sex only allowed when standing up.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post:  ”Cross Dressing Doctor Punished”

From now on he dresses like a nurse.

Ireland, Independent:  ”Testicle Display”

At least I know if balls are being displayed, Mitt Romney has none to display!

Authoritarian Birds Of A Feather

It is always amazing how two groups which are certain each alone knows the truth are in reality simply living evidence how those holding contradictory views really hold similar views. Salafist Muslims in Germany,at best, have about 2,000 members, but they constantly seek to portray themselves as powerful and able to achieve power. A few days ago this group met a  right wing extremist faction, the Pro-NRW in a square in Bonn. Both groups were separated by police as they shouted curses and words of defiance. The air was shortly filled with souonds of nonsense.

Finally, the Pro-NRW held aloft cartoons which depict the Prophet Muhammad. That set the stage of rocks and bottles to be thrown by Salafists–wh0 threw in stabbing a few policemen.  Shouts of “Deport Them” and “Death to Infidels” went on and on. Eventually, the square was emptied of these empty people.

Each group believes fervently it possesses the TRUTH. Each believes it alone knows what is best for Germany. Each seeks a world that is PURE and devoid of contamination by those deemed inferior. Each is a non-factor in German political life but each wants to prove they can gather attention.

In reality, neither group could fill a football stadium with supporters. Neither will ever gain power. We wonder if these folk ever considered to form an alliance and create a NONSENSE party?

Egyptians Want God, Not Jobs

There are people in this world who believe that God is on their side and spends his time worrying about their lives rather than wandering the universe seeking to prevent it from blowing itself up. In a recent poll, 60% of Egyptians wanted their nation to emulate the world of Saudi Arabia rather than that of Turkey. Saudi Arabia is a society controlled by a few thousand very wealthy people while Turkey has a vibrant economy and millions are moving into an economic status worthy of a modern society. Most Egyptians want religion in government as is so prevalent in Saudi Arabia rather than the Turkish model which respects religion but does not allow it to dominate government.

Yes, Egyptians actually believe Sharia law will result in a more prosperous nation. Of course, 10% of Egyptians are Coptic Christians, but, what the heck, they also should follow the Muslim religion if they want to be saved. Egypt contains millions of young people who cannot find jobs that match educational levels. However, if fellow Egptians have their way, no job,  but plenty of time in a mosque will lead to happiness.

Colonel Strangelove Ready To Blow Them Up!

Lt.Colonel Matthew Dooley, for some strange reason, is an instructor on the Middle East who teaches at the Joint Forces Staff College. The colonel does not like Muslims, he does not like those who follow the teachings of Muhammad and he is willing to make clear to one and all the only solution in dealing with these “Muslim terrorists” is to blow them all up. “They(Muslims) have everything you believe for and will never coexist with you unless you submit.”

The colonel does not distinguish between “Muslims” and “terrorists.” In his view, Muslim=Terrorist. Islam has declared war on the United States of America and to fight them it requires “taking war to a civilian population whoever necessary” since we are engaged in a “direct philosophical and ideological confrontation with Islam.”For some unknown reason top officers asked this illiterate to teach a course to officers on how to deal with terrorism.

Oh, they finally have fired the colonel.