NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I assume Republicans now seek another dozen candidates.

NO political analyst could even imagine a candidate like Donald Trump.

Reality–Donald Trump is the ultimate creation of the Tea Party.

With a name like Jeb, it is hard believing he is a man of thought.

I continue expecting Sarah Palin to arrive on the scene– just imagine her on the stage!

There used to be a person named Herman Cain, I wonder if he is able to chip in with some wisdom.

Suggestion to Hillary–why not run with Trump?

Turkish Quandary

The leadership of Turkey is uncertain as to how to proceed in any aspect of the Middle East quandary.

1. Should they engage in defeating ISIS?

2. Is it more important to support ISIS since that group hates Kurds who the Turkish government hates.

3. Should Turkey halt the flow of ISIS supporters who simply take a stroll through the land on their way to Syria?

4. ISIS just exploded a bomb in a Turkish city which killed twenty young people and wounded dozens. So, should Turkey seek revenge?

5. Turkey insist the main foe is Syrian leader Assad, the US believes there is a more important foe. So, what to do?

Frankly, it is time for Turkey to stand up against terrorism or would the government just go on ignoring the death of its citizens?

Bibi Explains Everything

It did not take Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu much time to clearly explain the entire Iran nuclear agreement.As you recall,Bibi told the American Congress that just let him handle affairs and Iran would be begging for mercy and agree to whatever he demands.This is the Netanyahu explanation for what happened last week.

1.If not for Netanyahu denouncing the entire negotiation, the final product would have been much more favorable to Iran.

2. The actual agreement is terrible,and awful.If not for him no one would be using such words to denounce the agreement.

3. It is time for Israel opposition parties that refused to back him to now support him in order to show Iran that Israel is united.

4. In other words when Netanyahu is proven wrong it simply means that he was right all the time and his opponents were wrong until they agreed with his views.

I trust that is clear to one and all.

The Russians Were Here First!

After learning that new evidence makes clear the original inhabitants of the Western Hemisphere came from Siberia,I headed for Moscow to discuss this news with the Great Leader,the one and only Vladimir Putin.

M: Well,Great Leader, what do you think about the new evidence which proves once and for all the original inhabitants of the Western Hemisphere came from Siberia?

P: Just further evidence that all parts of the world were originally settled by people from Mother Russia.

M: How will this news effect your country?

P: I am immediately moving in the Security Council for the United States of America to be declared to be part of Mother Russia.

M: Wait a second, you mean that you will become the Great Leader of Mother America?

P: Not only that, but I am entering my name as the Republican candidate for president.

M: How can you do that?

P: I am an older American and a true American unlike these illegal immigrants like Donald Trump or Rick Santorum, and certainly much more of an American than, oh, I forget his name, you know the guy with glasses who cannot recall who or what is in the Cabinet.

M: Well, we now have seventeen candidates in the primary. I will just head home to warn my gay friends that you might be our next President.

Another Dead Muslim Dude

About one-fifth of my life has been spent while some American President has a media conference in which he boasts of killing off some big shot Muslim terrorist leader and thus set in motion the end of terrorism in the Middle East. As I recall, first President Bush promised to track down and kill Osama bin Laden. Then came along the black dude who showed us pictures of the military getting rid of Osama bin Laden. OK, the big honcho was now dead. So, I was informed by my government that once we got rid of the head guy, then…… The “then”part was never made clear to me. I assume they were promising me that once Osama was gone, then…. Then, what?

There is absolutely no evidence in any guerrilla war that getting rid of one top guy leads to a collapse of the entire group. It is time to end this fiasco about killing off leaders and turn our focus on how to turn young people away from terrorist activities. How anyone considered pushing for major job creation programs in the Middle East?

Why Trump Aids Republicans?

The chairperson of the Republican party in Pennsylvania has come up with a new twist on the Trump mess that impacts all those seeking the nomination for president. He notes that Donald Trump has captured the media and brought attention to the Republican party. At least these days, one or the other Republican candidates is in the headlines. So, we thought it might be beneficial to offer some other ways Republicans can gain notoriety.

1. How about dressing Republican candidates in the Hells Angel uniform and take over a college town and harass the girls?

2. Why not lead a lynch mob against some Muslim or his family?

3. There is always the possibility we can obtain live footage of Donald fucking some beautiful gal.

4. Just remember when Donald Trump stands up for America his entire body is on display. I dare Hillary Clinton to engage in a sex contest with Donald!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion: “Tunnel Delays”

Not for El Chapo, the Mexican drug lord.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Less Fertilizer Used”

Not in the US Congress!

Sweden, Local: “Fewer Beggars Around”

Actually, there are more than ever Wall Street beggars seeking government handouts!

Norway, Norway Post: “Action On Illegal Guns”

In America, the only “action” is to make them available to all.

UK, Guardian: “Investigate Naked Hair Salon”

As long as Donald Trump is around, hair is never naked.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Right To Be Forgotten”

Sorry, that is against the law when it comes to Putin.

Israel Listens To Haters

I do belong to Jewish temple and thus have been made aware by the local Rabbi that under no conditions am I allowed to utter negative words about the state of Israel. To do so indicates that I “hate Israel” and that I am an “anti-Semite.” Secretary of State John Kerry and EU foreign ministers, a collection of people who “hate Israel” and are, by definition, “anti-Semites,” urged Israel to cease its proposed program to demolish the village of Khirbet Susiya. It is a PALESTINIAN village on land that was originally allocated by the United Nations to Palestinians. But, there must be progress, which for the Israel government means removing Palestinians from land that belongs to them.

Kerry said: “We’re closely following developments and we strongly urge the Israel authorities to refrain from carrying out any demolition of the village.” This is a clear indication the Obama administration hates Israel and hates Jews! To love Bibi Netanyahu is a commandment of God Himself.

The First Amendment

It is quite clear that many Republicans are somewhat confused as to what the First Amendment to the Constitution means. County clerk Kim Davis spent hours in prayer and she fasted because her Christian religious beliefs did not allow her to issue marriage licenses to those seeking same-sex marriages. Ms. Davis believes the First Amendment was written to allow any citizen to simply claim their religious views prevented them from following laws of the land.

Our Founding Fathers wrote the First Amendment for the exact opposite idea. They were protesting against colonial times when England had an Established church that had to be funded by all citizens. The First Amendment was written so that no one could impose their religious ideas upon other citizens. Sorry, Ms.Davis, keep your religious views to yourself.

Remember Republicans On War Heros?

Members of the Republican party are very upset over comments made by Donald Trump. Trump charged that John McCain was “not a hero” because he was captured during the Vietnam war and underwent horrible torture. Now Perry and Rubio and Jeb Bush are furious that anyone would stoop so low as to insult a man who was a war hero. Gee, as I recall, back during the 2004 election, John Kerry, who had won the Silver Star, the Bronze Star and purple hearts for being wounded was viciously attacked by Republicans for not deserving his medals.

Swift Boat For Truth Veterans attacked John Kerry claiming he never should have been awarded any medals for bravery. President George Bush, who never served in Vietnam, applauded this attack upon a war hero. He wrote Bud Day who led the smear,”I simply can not express in words how much I value your willingness to stand up against John Kerry.”

So,now Republicans are upset at Donald Trump for doing what they once thought was great-insult a war hero!