“General” Bill O’Reilly In Action

About thirty years ago a great war raged in the Falkland Islands which lie off the coast of Argentine. This epic struggle held the future of the world in its hands as British and Argentine soldiers clashed with one another. Over the years, Bill O’Reilly has discussed his bravery reporting the battles of this great conflict. David Corn, editor of the magazine Mother Jones, now claims this man who nightly reports the “News” on Fox News sort of embellished his role in this conflict. “For years O’ Reilly has recounted dramatic stories about his own war reporting that don’t stand up to scrutiny when claiming he acted heroically in a war zone that he apparently never stepped foot on.” Apparently he reported the Falkland ISLAND story while in Buenos Aires.

Bill is very upset at another of these LIBERAL smear campaigns to destroy his heroic actions in this conflict. After all, he could look out the window of his hotel and see the islands. Surely, this brave act counts as being in a war zone! Now about Brian Williams…

Tough GOP Choices

The position as president of the United States of America requires an individual who can make tough decisions. President Franklin Roosevelt assuming office in the Great Depression in 1933 had to quickly decide on which programs to create in order to stimulate the economy and get people back to work. John F. Kennedy had to confront the possibility of Russian missiles in Cuba. Heck, even George Bush had to decide whether or not Saddam Hussein had Weapons of Mass Destruction. Those now seeking the Republican nomination for president are confronted with similar great decisions. After all, if they do win the presidency, one day the entire fate of America will lie in the hands of one of these mental giants.

Scott Walker, who already has made decisions to destroy unions and reduce health care in Wisconsin was recently confronted with an important decision. He was recently asked about his belief whether the president of the United States of America loves this country. “I assume that most people in this country love America. And to me, I don’t think it’s worth getting into the battle over whether he does or doesn’t. I really don’t know what his opinions are on that one way of another.”

Tune in for Scott’s views on health care. I don’t know if he has such views one way or another.

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Norway, Norway Post: “Self Driving Cars”

Do they have car insurance?

Japan, Japan Times: “”New Japanese Robots”

I think Godzilla will be upset.

China, China Daily: “Did Sheep Or Goat Come First?”

Another issue for Fox News to ponder.

France, Connexion: “Anti Graffite Law”

Rub this one off.

USA, Newsday: “Sue Over Frozen Dinner”

Just another example of failed Obama policies!

IS THE SKY FALLING?

There is no doubt the situation in the Middle East is of concern to any thinking individual. Jeb Bush, Rudy Giuliani, Rick Perry and Chris Christie want the American people to realize this situation stems from policies of the Obama administration. You remember Al-Qaeda, you remember the invasion of Iraq, you remember the invasion of Afghanistan, you remember 9/11, all events that were caused by actions of the Obama administration. Day after day Republican leaders shout and scream about the “disastrous policies” of Barack Obama. Why did this black dude from Africa send American boys to fight in the Middle East? There is no doubt that this man does not love America. One bloody invasion after another. Wait a second. Let me see:

1. Incoming President George Bush was told by outgoing President Clinton about al-Qaeda. He decided not to pay attention.

2. President George Bush ordered the invasion of Afghanistan.

3. President George Bush ordered the invasion of Iraq.

4. It was under the presidency of Republican President George Bush that al-Qaeda grew in power.

Yes, it is clear the “disastrous policies” of Barack Obama created terrorism in the Middle East!

Attacks On Turkish Women Continue

President Recep Erdogan of Turkey regards that the greatest danger confronting his nation is failure to make certain that boys and girls are praying each day whether at the mosque or in school. He has unleashed a campaign whose main focus in on ensuring that life in Turkey is like life in the Ottoman Empire. He is now insisting that children in school learn the Ottoman language. There is no doubt that one who can speak this language will find work in most nations of the world. However, the most serious aspect of his presidency is the growing number of attacks on women. Naturally, this event is not of much concern to the president of the country. Turkish women were shocked a the latest rape of a woman. Ozgecan Aslan was raped and murdered while on a mini bus which apparently did not shock President Erdogan.

Each day in Turkey women are harassed and attacked by men who regard it as their right to fondle a woman. After all, if they decide to go out on the streets dressed in clothes that appear to be seductive, a male has a right to touch and violate a body. A twenty three year old girl was run over by her boy friend, a 13 year old girl was raped. But, let’s get back to the real problem in Turkey, not enough girls are studying the Ottoman language!

Fight For America, Halt Wage Rise!

Once again the forces of communism are gaining power in this land of capitalism. Once again, the forces of evil are seeking to deny those with wealth from obtaining a few dollars more so they can go about their desire to create jobs for those in need. Once again those with are frightened because those without seek to gain some of the money of those with money. The American Legislative Council is working hard to prevent the rise in minimum wages because once those without are able to earn at least $24,000 it signifies the end of capitalism in our beloved United States of America. According to Cara Sullivan of this group, our beloved capitalist America is witnessing an “onslaught” of demands for more money. The success of these Communists is apparent at the local level where some cities are raising minimum wages to $10 an hour!

At ten dollars an hour these greedy communists can earn nearly $20,000 a year. This is now approaching the poverty level which is $22,000 a year. I do not know how those with a million a month can survive in a land in which more people reach the poverty level. Future historians will mark these days as the end of capitalism! Oh, Walmart just raised wages to at least $9 an hour. These are definitely hard times for those with money. Only one yacht this year for the kids.

Wisdom Of Chairman Rudy

Once upon a time there was a mayor of New York City who did some decent things for its citizens. During the hectic hours of 9/11 Mayor Rudy Giuliani was a rallying point for the city. Since then, he has devoted his time to proving that this man has only one concern in his mind, make money and make himself out to be the leading idiot of the Republican Party. Rudy has decided to save the American people from the black dude who is our president. A few days ago Rudy blasted away at Barack Obama claiming that he did “not love America.” Here is the latest comment from the dude who speaks nonsense:

“look this man was brought up in a white family and whatever he learned or did not learn, I attribute more to the influence of communism and socialism.” Now from whence did this man obtain such ideas and when did he? They stem from the influence “when he was nine years old or through family connections.” Let me get this clear, during the past year this “communist” has presided over an economy which generated over two million jobs and has witnessed the incredible growth of wealth for those at the top. Little did I realize that Communists and Socialists cared for the wealthy of this land.

Yes, Rudy, once again you are bringing together the people of America. Keep it up, and who could vote for a Republican ever again!

Wisdom of Chairman Vladimir

These days the man from the KGB is feeling his oats as separatist forces in Ukraine gain more territory in the battle to decide who will be in control of this land. Vladimir has provided the thugs who term themselves as rulers of Ukraine, and things do not look so bright for the nation of Ukraine. So, let us examine the record of Chairman Vladimir as it pertains to his own nation, Mother Russia:

1. Wages are down 8 percent.

2. Retail sales are down 4.4%

3. The ruble has lost forty percent of its value.

4. Capital investment is down 6.3%.

5. The Gross Domestic Product is down 3%.

6. Poland’s largest retailer has decided to hold off on investment in Russia.

Yes, Chairman Vladimir, you are making Russia a great nation.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

There is a fatigue of body and a fatigue of mind.

To be alone with mind, is to be alone with knowledge.

Women always sit first, why?

If you encounter hot air on the way to work, don’t worry, Ted Cruz is speaking someplace.

Winter cold makes me wear jacket in coffee shop.

I AM my brother’s keeper.

Old expression, “follow the money” describes politics in modern America.

Its Terrorism, Not Islam

The Republican party has discovered a new issue that is becoming the most important way to fight terrorists. President Obama made a speech in which he urged that when confronting the issue of terrorism, we should make a distinction between a terrorist and the religion of that person. “We must never accept the premise put forward because it is a lie, not should we grant terrorists the religious legitimacy they seek. They are not religious leaders, they are terrorists. We are not at war with Islam. We are at war with people who pervert religion.” Naturally, these words upset the folks at Fox News and members of the Republican party who are convinced that each and every Muslim is a friend of terrorists.

If one’s religion is to be cited when terrorists go into action, then:

1. How about citing the CHRISTIAN GERMAN NAZIS?

2. How about citing the CHRISTIAN FASCIST ITALIANS?

3. How aout citing the CATHOLIC SPANISH INQUISITION?