Having nothing better to do today, I decided to have a long conversation with the Big Guy up in he sky; After all, he spends a heck of a lot of time with Rick Santorum and Ted Cruz so why not a few moments with me? God made perfectly clear what He hates:
1. He does hate those who claim to speak with him, given that he mascot off any phone connection with humans.
2. God really does not care for the other God that Republicans claim is on their side.
3. God hates people asserting ideas that He never uttered.
4. God does not like those who prattle on and on about family values, does anyone know how many ideas about “Family” there are in the universe??
5. God is getting mighty close to sending a thunder bolt to wipe out the blond haired idiot women who never cease talking on Fox News.
6. Frankly, God is getting close to hating his creation of this strange planet called–EARTH!