We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Drunk Driver Caught At AA Meeting”

Where else?

Sweden, The Local:  “Pregnant Woman Careless After Crash”

I hope she doesn’t give birth to some new thing.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Meet Mystery Man”

A Republican who votes for the rights of poor people.

Canada, Toronto Star:  “Women Happier After Divorce”

Better than being  happier while  married.

Germany, Der Spiegel:  “Killer Faces Death In Jail”

So, he beat the gallows!

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Trains Back On Track”

Whew, I guess they went for a drink.

UK, Guardian:  “Mayors Target Tourists”

Not with money, I assume.