HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark,Copenhagen Post:  “Lone Legend Lost”

Tonto, go fetch it.

France, Connexion:  “Eat Fish Twice A Week”

That will require a lot of fishing.

Germany, Der Spiegel:  “Light Artist Wanted By Police”

I guess he had a heavy hand in stealing.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Angry Birds At Large”

Caw for them to return.

UK,Guardian:  “9/11 Prisoner Invents Vacuum Cleaner”

I guess he wanted to clean up that part of  his life.

Canada, Toronto Star:  “Bulls Gore Runners”

And, what did the runners do to the bulls?

Sweden, Local:  “Itchy McGraw Returns”

Scratch this story away.