We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Denmark,Copenhagen Post: “Lone Legend Lost”
Tonto, go fetch it.
France, Connexion: “Eat Fish Twice A Week”
That will require a lot of fishing.
Germany, Der Spiegel: “Light Artist Wanted By Police”
I guess he had a heavy hand in stealing.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Angry Birds At Large”
Caw for them to return.
UK,Guardian: “9/11 Prisoner Invents Vacuum Cleaner”
I guess he wanted to clean up that part of his life.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Bulls Gore Runners”
And, what did the runners do to the bulls?
Sweden, Local: “Itchy McGraw Returns”
Scratch this story away.