Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments:
UK,Guardian: “Rent A Friend Service Thrives”
Rent an enemy would boom!
South Africa, Argus: “Island Bunnies Face The Bullet”
Now, if they were Playboy Bunnies,…..
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Man Loses Daughter IN Card Draw”
I told you to hold!
Sweden, The Local: “Swedes Ignore Church Election”
I believe they are waiting for instructions from up above.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Fewer Sick Calls In Recession”
But, a lot more sick talk in the media.
Finland, Sanomat: “Urban Rats Served At Zoo”
What if you put them IN the zoo, then what!
UK, The Independent: “Ministers Reveal Huge School Cuts”
Well, we have to pay for business bailouts some way!
South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Kenya Rainmaker Called In On Climate Change”
Does he make house calls for economic collapses?
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Bear Attacks Tourists At Bus Station”
Everyone should know bears are first to board.
