Following are jobs that would be perfect for the person involved.
DICK CHENEY Shoveling coal in Hell.
BARACK OBAMA Basketball coach at UCLA.
DIMITRY MEDVEDEV President of Andorra.
HAMMAS LEADER Accountant at Goldman Sachs
SARAH PALIN Greeter at Wal-Mart.
GORDON BROWN Prime Minister of England BEFORE Tony Blair.
GLENN BECK Use car salesman.
WIKIPEDIA WRITER Selling encyclopedias.
OWNER MEXICAN RESTAURANT Selling cold drinks.