Once upon a time in Mugabeland, there lived a man who had the title of being a judge. For some reason, this man thought it was the job of a judge to uphold the law when everyone in Mugabeland knew that a judge upheld the law of Robert Mugabe. Magistrate Livingstone Chipadze received word from a high court that Roy Bennett, a member of the new government of Morgan Tsvangirai, was to be released from jail where he was being held because Robert Mugabe did not like anyone who dared to challenge the right of Robert Mugabe to do as he wished and he did not wish to see Roy Bennett released from jail. After this ignorant judge Chipadze ordered the release on bail for Bennett, he himself was arrested on chargeds that he abused the authority of being a judge by adhering to law.
So, in the world of Mugabeland, the judge who ordered the release of Roy Bennett now finds himself in jail alongside the man he wanted released. This goes to show to all who want to live in Mugabeland that if you are a judge the last thing you want to do is to carry out law and order.