This intrepid reporter was able to uncover a secret document which offers an insight into the thinking of prominent Republicans on the current crisis facing America concerning President Obama’s Socialist agenda.
Sara: Bill, Lou, I’m so glad you could make this meeting. I took one look at the size of that Obama health thing and knew it was the first step on the road to dictatorship. Imagine, asking ordinary Americans to read such a document!
Bill: Well, Sarah, I thought you really creamed him with the expose of his Death Panels and how they wanted to kill your child.
Sarah: I intend to go across this great nation telling folks about the Obama Death Panel. Just imagine in this great country, having a death panel that decides who lives and dies.
Bill: Absolutely right. It is the responsibility of private enterprise health companies to decide who lives or dies. That is the essence of free enterprise and the American way of death.
Lou: You know, I’m just asking questions, but has anyone noticed that Obama’s grandmother died shortly after he arrived at her home? I mean, is it a coincidence that she died and with her went the only one who knew the truth about the birth certificate we can’t find.
Sarah: Right on, Lou. Obama and his Nazi thug supporters want to halt freedom of speech. That’s why they have these “town hall meetings.” Town hall, my ass-pardon the expression. I have it on good authority that Obama secret agents film loyal Americans who belong to the Tea Party. Just before I came here, I received an email telling me that a Tea Party member who attended one of those sessions, was found dead on the highway. Naturally, they say it was an accident. But, I have two other examples of members of the Tea Party who have died in mysterious ways. One was found dead on his kitchen floor, and a loud speaking woman died while having her hair done
Lou: I’m just asking questions, but wasn’t that hair salon located down the block from the office of a Democratic congressman? Is that a coincidence?
Bill: Let me suggest we begin pounding away on the idea that the survival of the fittest means only individuals or their chosen health insurance company can make life and death decisions. We can’t allow government bureaucrats to decide who lives or dies. By the way, just an hour ago I received an incredible document. We now have conclusive proof that Obama’s grandfather had a child with a German girl who was a member of Hitler’s Youth. That woman went to Africa where she had sex with a man from Kenya. I believe we can now prove that Barack Obama is the grandchild of Hitler’s mistress, Eva Braun!!
Lou: Bill, that is fantastic. I finally have documentary evidence there is no birth certificate because we now know Obama was born in Africa and is part Nazi.
Sarah: No wonder his “grandmother” had to die. She knew the secret of his real birth. Wow!