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HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Slovakia, Slovak Spectator: “Slovakia’s First Six Lane Highway”
Great, now all we need are cars to use it.

Latvia, Baltic Times: “Sub Resurfaces After 90 Years”
I think the destroyers are gone.

Greece, Kathimerini: “Group Claims Kifassa Bomb”
This is going to be one blast of a party.

Netherlands, Radio Netherlands “Fighting For Right Not To Use Dryers”
I’m glad some group is finally standing up for the rights of dryers. But, where is the washer group?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Wozniacki Ranked Fourth In World”
“WTA Investigates Wozniacki”
Is it for being fourth or for not being third?

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Moment Of Truth”
When congressmen decide to vote for health care that has nothing to do with their personal health care.

China, China Daily: “Missing Baby Found Under Bed”
Honey, I said IN THE BED, not under the bed!

Canada, Toronto Star: “Should Ian White Be Leaf Captain?”
This is a dark and heavy question to answer.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Naked Yo-Yo Champ”
Now, exactly which part of his body is going up and down?

UK, The Independent: “Jesus Portrayed As Transsexual Woman”
Well, he came for all people, not just for the straights!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Israel, Haaretz: “US Jews Tell Catholics Won’t Accept Jesus As Savior”
A good Jewish boy, that is OK, but the savior business doesn’t register.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Suggestion Box At Fisherman’s Wharf”
I suppose they will receive a whale of good ideas.

Finland, Sanomat: “Forest Money Fleeing From Finland”
I thought it was building up Finland.

Oman, Oman Tribune: “Iran Brushes Off Argentine Criticism”
Oh well, we all know that Argentine is controlled by Zionist Rabbis.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Hurricane Bill Brings Downpour To Nova Scotia”
At least it’s not the hurricane Bill poured on America about Monica.

UK, Guardian: “Women Face Steep Climb To Top”
If they climb up, does that mean men must climb down?

China, Shanghai Times: “Homes Checked For Gas Leaks After Blast”
Wouldn’t it make more sense to check BEFORE the blasts?

Sweden, The Local: “Classified Military Documents Missing”
That’s as dangerous as “classified CIA documents missing.”

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Shortage Of Prayer Rooms In Workplace”
I suspect God really doesn’t want to get involved with money making.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Have You Heard Another Dumb Australian Joke”
Yeah. I hear it takes two Aussies to help a Pole to pug in the lamp.

Nigeria, Daily Trust: “Why Are Militants Not Surrendering Arms?”
“Militants Surrender Arms”
No comment.

Elect Sarah Palin– Avoid Witches In Your Life!

The ongoing saga of Governor Sarah Palin continues to dominate the media even as the nation is struggling with a huge financial crisis. The National Enquirer has printed an article which claims the vice presidential candidate had an affair with a business partner of her husband. The McCain camp is threatening legal action against what they term “the smearing of the Palin family.” However, the Enquirer insists three members of the man’s family insist there was an affair and one made a sworn affidavit to support the incident occurred. But, to make matters worse for the McCain candidacy, a YouTube video shows Sarah Palin being blessed three years ago by a Kenya pastor who prayed for her protection against witchcraft.

The video shows Bishop Muthee saying, “Come on, talk to Go about this woman. We declare, save her from Satan. Make her way my God. Bring finances her way even for the campaign in the name of Jesus… Use her to turn this nation the other way round.” After receiving the endorsement of God and Jesus Christ, Sarah Palin filed to run for governor of Alaska.

The video is clear evidence why America must elect the Palin-McCain ticket. Once in office, America does not have to worry about a financial crisis because Palin will simply talk to Jesus who will naturally give billions, if not trillions, to America in the name of Sarah Palin. Why waste our time talking with the financial community, let Jesus handle the problem.