The ranters and haters in America who believe Barack Obama is responsible for any and all problems would undoubtedly agree with the following:
BLAME THE OBAMA MAN,
For fights on buses when a white boy is hit by a black boy. This never happened before Obama became president.
People are losing their jobs. This all began in January when he got elected.
No white male was in the Tennis Finals.
George Bush has kept his mouth shut.
People over sixty are suddenly getting white hair.
For taking a year to repair Highway 40 in St. Louis.
Dick Cheney has a lesbian daughter.
US newspaper readership is declining.
Glenn Beck had to be rushed to surgery for brain replacement.
Many parts of the Midwest had a cool summer.