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Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, USA Today: “Henry Rifles Made In US Or Not Made At All”
China, anyone for rifle manufactur?

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Magazine Swaps Thin For Real Women”
Are you telling me that all women besides my wife are thin?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Somaoa Needs Tourists Back”
From the sea to which they were swept, I assume.

Finland, Sanomat: “Gangs Recruit Boys In Estonia For Crimes In Finland”
How about them doing the crimes in Afghanistan?

Sweden, The Local: “Carrier Pigeon Massacre”
Shit on me, we shit on you!

Australia, Canberra Times: “Man Shot During Self Defense Class”
Duck, you jerk, duck!

South Africa, Argus: “Mayhem Erupts Over Lindsay Lohan”
Why are they so upset, we know she can’t act.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Gourmet Magazine Closed”
Ah, back to franks and beans.

UK, The Independent: “Call For Lunatic Express”
American Congressmen have the right to be the first in line to board.