Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in world newspapers along with our comments.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Police Dodge Bullets”
Police captain Clark Kent was in charge of dodging bullets.
Sweden, The Local: “Swede’s Assman Host Human Duck Race”
I assume runners will proceed ass backwards.
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Looking For Love Later In Life”
Old wine is better than fresh wine, I assume?
South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Still A Migraine”
Dick Cheney is everyone’s headache including George Bush.
UK, The Independent: “Swiss Ban Minarets”
Are they OK if on top of a hill?
Canada, Toronto Star: “Judge Gives Amoral Thug 7 Years”
So, if he is a moral thug the sentence is lower?
UAE, Khaleej Times: “Bigger Role For TV Audience”
From now on they will be asked to use their minds when watching TV.
Malta, Malta Today: “Here Comes The Sun”
The rallying cry of anyone at the North Pole.
Israel, Haaretz: “German Jews Campaign To Reprint Mein Kampf”
To read or to burn it?
South Africa, Argus: “Cops Fire On Cape Argus Team”
These people take winning or losing real serious.



