Tag Archives: oral sex


Thank God we have school districts like Menifee, California which stand guard in protection of our children against atheistic fee love types who seek to brain wash these youngsters with pornographic images. This courageous district has taken all copies of the Merriman-Webster dictionary off the shelves of the library in order to ensure that children do not come across such salacious items as, “oral sex.” A parent noted this item in the dictionary and the school responded by doing its duty of riding schools of any book which propogates wild sex. A spokesman for the school board promised to go through the dictionary and “we’ll be looking to find other things of a graphic nature.”

And, some Americans wonder why their nation which boasts idiots like the Tea Party ranting about tea taxes that lowered the price of tea to be a crime against humanity is the object of ridicule! First, they came for the dictionaries, then they came for the librarians, and finally they came for every idiot parent who reads dictionaries seeking dirty words.


Each day we offer a selection of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UAE, Khaleej Times: ‘Police Seize Licenses After Accidents”
Would it help seizing them BEFORE the accidents?

Israel, Haaretz: “Making Kosher Investments”
I assume that means no investments in pork companies.

UK, The Independent: “Rail Strike Hopes Dashed”
Shucks, how can we get the rail strike going?

South Africa, Argus: “Suspect Shoots Himself In Groin”
If he was a New York Giant football player, that would be three years in jail.

Sweden, The Local: ‘Many Swedish Students Fail Math”
Is this good or bad news?

Australia, Smith.com: “Bus Ride Home Ends In Brisbane”
I said, Canberra, you idiot, not Brisbane!

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Coffeehouse Manager Lights Up In Protest”
Was he lighting up a cigarette or the coffeehouse?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “New TV Show Gets Zero Viewers”
That is one TV show I would love to watch.

UK, Guardian: “Paramedic Fired For Oral Sex”
He claims he was giving her mouth to penis resuscitation.