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HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Hungary, Budapest Times: “Cloudy With Chance Of Meatballs”
This would be a great weather forecast for those who have been fired.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Study To Push For Peace In October”
We can have war the other months

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Disasters Leave Death And Destruction”
That’s what a disaster is.

South Africa, Argus: “Every Cent I Share It”
The dollars I keep for myself.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Women Happier Than Men”
Well, they lay down more than men.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Toy Guns Banned”
Real ones are OK says the NRA.

Sweden, The Local: “Students Speak Out About Bully Teachers”
Bully for the students!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Drunken Pastor’s Funeral Service”
Probably a better service than when he is sober.