Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
USA, USA Today: “Henry Rifles Made In US Or Not Made At All”
China, anyone for rifle manufactur?
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Magazine Swaps Thin For Real Women”
Are you telling me that all women besides my wife are thin?
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Somaoa Needs Tourists Back”
From the sea to which they were swept, I assume.
Finland, Sanomat: “Gangs Recruit Boys In Estonia For Crimes In Finland”
How about them doing the crimes in Afghanistan?
Sweden, The Local: “Carrier Pigeon Massacre”
Shit on me, we shit on you!
Australia, Canberra Times: “Man Shot During Self Defense Class”
Duck, you jerk, duck!
South Africa, Argus: “Mayhem Erupts Over Lindsay Lohan”
Why are they so upset, we know she can’t act.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Gourmet Magazine Closed”
Ah, back to franks and beans.
UK, The Independent: “Call For Lunatic Express”
American Congressmen have the right to be the first in line to board.