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HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

South Africa, Argus: “Someone Has To Go To Jail”
We can begin with George Bush and work our way down.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Greek Cypriots Tired Of Endless Talks”
“Turkish Cypriots Complain About Greek Harassment”
Take your pick.

Pakistan, Daily Times: “Another Blasphemy Case”
I could say something blasphemous about this but will keep quiet.

USA, New York Daily News: “Sotomayor Approved As US Supreme
Court Justice”
Well, there goes those Hispanics taking jobs away from white men.

Sweden, The Local: “Doctors Miss Fist Sized Tumor”
Heck, doctors just make mistakes unlike police who are never wrong.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Saudi Pay Stiff Price For Sex Toy”
I assume he will now speak in a high voice.

UK, The Independent: “Retired Police Dogs Get Pensions”
All the dog biscuits they can eat.

South Africa, Argus: “Seeing Things Differently”
Now, that we know there never were WMD will Rush Limbaugh admit he was wrong?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Berlusconi Daughter Says Politicians Must Be Moral”
I wonder what George Bush’s daughters say about politicians being moral.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Danish People’s Party Ready To Rule”
Over whom–humans?

Greece, Kathimerini: “Postman Robbed”
If only we had the pony express.