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No Time Out Time For Republican Crazies

It becomes increasingly clear that right wing talk hosts and members of the Republican party have reached the conclusion that relentless anger and hate directed at President Obama eventually pays off. After all, many believe where there is smoke, there must be fire. Occasionally, a voice of reason can be heard in Republican ranks such as that of Newt Gingrich who noted that Republican presidents Reagan and Bush had also made speeches to school children urging them to work hard. Right wing nut cases like Beck and Limbaugh are urging schools to boycott the president’s speech on grounds that he is propogating Socialist ideas.

Rush has a point. It definitely is Socialist, not Republican, to urge students to read books and learn from them. After all, for Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck, the idea that one could learn from reading historical works is undoubtedly an attempt to brainwash Americans into supporting the idea children should go to libraries and read.

In the world of Republican crazies, actually reading historical works for information rather than listening to the rants of nut cases is an example of how some children have been brainwashed by the liberal establishment.

Where ignorance is bliss is where you will find a good Republican.

LET’S BLAME BARACK OBAMA CLUB

It is clear the Growling Republican Party is out to get the president and they will stop at nothing to blame him for all ills in the world. We recently came into possession of a missive from a senior Growler concerning future attacks on “that man in the White House.” The Obama man can expect these issues will be raised with the public,

The New York Football Giants do not have an outstanding wide receiver but Chicago has one.

Lack of any good films this summer. Is this a coincidence? Or is it related to electing “that man?”

Why if Lou Dobbs comes across a fact it only is allowed to linger in his mind for a micro-second.

Swine flu epidemic. Come on, there was no swine flu epidemic when George Bush was president!

The Chicago Cubs have not won a world series in nearly a hundred years. And, Barack Obama used to live in Chicago!

Osama bin Laden has yet to be captured dead or alive.

The inability of Rush Limbaugh to lose weight. Oppose Barack Obama and you will gain weight.

Why there are enough empty stores to fill a small sized city.

Why over one thousand veterans of WWI die each day.

Why a member of your family or a friend is gay or lesbian.

Why milk no longer costs a nickel a bottle as it did in my America before the arrival of Barack Obama and his Socialist crew.

PLACES I DO NOT WISH TO BE IN!

Following are some places I hope never to visit.

GLENN BECK’S MIND: I do not wish to be in it when it swings into action with the latest crazy thought it has been contemplating.

IN SOMALIA — No way any part of it!

IN THE CONGO — No way any part of it.

IN A JEWISH SYNAGOGUE IN YEMEN

AT A MEETING BETWEEN SARAH PALIN AND HER DAUGHTER IN WHICH SHE DISCUSSES DEALING WITH SEX BY JUST SAYING “NO.”

IN THE NEW YORK STATE LEGISLATURE AS THEY DISCUSS THE IMPORTANCE OF ESTABLISHING AN ETHICS COMMITTEE TO EXAMINE THEIR BEHAVIOR.

AT THE MEETING BETWEEN ARNOLD SCHWZARZENEGGER AND HIS WIFE IN WHICH HE EXPLAINS WHY HE WANTED TO ENTER POLITICS.

WITH REAL ESTATE AGENTS TRYING TO SELL HOUSES AND LEASE VACANT OFFICE SPACE.

AT AN NRA MEETING CALLED TO DISCUSS WHY COLLEGE STUDENTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO BRING GUNS TO CLASSES.

WATCHING RUSH MAKE LOVE TO A WOMAN TO SEE IF HE IS AS INEPT MAKING IT WITH A WOMAN AS HE IS WITH FUCKING THE AMERICAN PUBLIC.

Where Does God Stand On Current Issues?

It is difficult these days tuning into the media without encountering yelling individuals who claim to speak for God and are more than happy to inform the world about God’s views on a variety of issues confronting humanity. For example, members of the extremist Westboro Baptist Church who are openly anti-gay recently protested in front of Jewish institutions in New York with signs that read, “God Hates Jews” and “God Hates Obama.” Several Jewish groups urged members to politely walk past the signs and pickets of the Westboro Church people and pretend they do not exist. After all, argue these individuals, even kooks have the right of free speech.

However, no one has yet answered the question as to where does God stand on issues like health care. If I take Glenn Beck or Lou Dobbs as authorities on the God view, the old man up in the sky is mighty angry at that black man in the White House who wants to restore Nazi death camps and kill the unborn. Sometimes, I get confused. If Obama wants to institute Nazism in America how come he gets the high percentage of Jewish voters?

I decided in the spirit of fair play to make direct contact with God. First, let’s clear things up, He is not in the sky but on the planet of Xul. He told me after listening to the inarticulate rambling voices of people shouting hate toward blacks, doctors, congressmen, and praise for health insurance firms, He thought He might delay a return trip to planet Earth. According to the Old Man, planet Earth is the only one He has encountered where people want to protect the powerful and wealthy and denounce the poor. “For God’s sake, He told me, why the Hell do you think I sent my Son to Earth, to take care of wealthy insurance executives!!”

In the spirit of respect for individuals like Rush, Bill, Lou, Ann, Glenn and the others voices of hate, I will not reveal the exact words of the Old Man about them.