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HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Suicide Bomber Kills 3 At Volley Ball Court”
“Suicide Bomber Kills 25 At Volley Ball Court”
We trust by the night edition they can get it right.

USA, New York Post: “Baseball Player Mike Piazza-I’m Not Gay”
Unhappy, yes, but gay no.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Adoptions Resume At Humane Society”
They are now placing people who are twenty-five or above.

UK, The Independent: “Wounded Tiger Lies Low”
I think the lying low is what got him into trouble in the first place.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Sixty People Stuck In Pub For Three Days”
Burp!

Finland, Sanomat: “Train Crashes Into Hotel At Station”
The train is recovering and will be back at work any day.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Hospital Closes Maternity Ward”
I guess we are into sexual abstention these days in Denmark.

Sweden, The Local: “Sweden’s Youngest Female Pimp”
In America, we have older pimps like Cheney and Rumsfeld.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Comedian In Court On Sex Charge”
I guess he was having fun with his you know what.

Norway, Norway Post: “Parents Drag Kid Sleds Behind Cars”
Love them or leave them.

Can One Receive Sick Benefits For Telemarketing?

A Swedish woman was working as a telemarketer and decided to go on sick leave. During her time on sick leave, the woman obtained work on a phone sex chat line. However, the Swedish Social Agency is claiming she filed fraudulent claims because although having the opportunity to work in telemarketing, she claimed it made her sick and therefore, she entered the sex chat line business. Anyone who has worked in telemarketing understands just a few day spouting lies and distortion is enough to make a decent person sick to her stomach. How many times can one interrupt people during their meal time, their serious conversation with a child or that wonderful moment when they are going to complete the sex act without obtaining serious feelings of guilt and remorse?

On the other hand, sex chat line work ensures you are making someone achieve his desires and thus making certain he will spend the day filled with rapture at the thought women find him desirable. Such work does not make people sick. It is clear being involved in telemarketing is akin to working with radiation and anyone who enters such work, should be accorded sick leave. Keep on chatting my Swedish lass and make the men feel good.

Sex In Sweden–Does It Make Sense?

Sweden is among the most progressive nations in the world, but its sex laws sometimes make one wonder as to who is in charge of the country. In January, 1999, the Swedish government decided that it was a criminal act to solicit someone for sex, but it was perfectly legal to offer sex for sale. In theory, the idea was to protect women who had been caught in human trafficking, but the reality is that prostitution goes on and on since it can be a mite difficult to ascertain exactly who initiated the sexual offer. To compound the madness, the Malmo council has announced it was distributing free condoms to men who engaged in sex with a protstitute.

Let’s see. It is illegal to offer money to a woman in order to have sex, but the Malmo council will provide free condoms to men engaged in an act that is criminal. OK, there is a bit of logic in this, but to a normal mind, it is difficult to ascertain.