Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Suicide Bomber Kills 3 At Volley Ball Court”
“Suicide Bomber Kills 25 At Volley Ball Court”
We trust by the night edition they can get it right.
USA, New York Post: “Baseball Player Mike Piazza-I’m Not Gay”
Unhappy, yes, but gay no.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Adoptions Resume At Humane Society”
They are now placing people who are twenty-five or above.
UK, The Independent: “Wounded Tiger Lies Low”
I think the lying low is what got him into trouble in the first place.
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Sixty People Stuck In Pub For Three Days”
Finland, Sanomat: “Train Crashes Into Hotel At Station”
The train is recovering and will be back at work any day.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Hospital Closes Maternity Ward”
I guess we are into sexual abstention these days in Denmark.
Sweden, The Local: “Sweden’s Youngest Female Pimp”
In America, we have older pimps like Cheney and Rumsfeld.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Comedian In Court On Sex Charge”
I guess he was having fun with his you know what.
Norway, Norway Post: “Parents Drag Kid Sleds Behind Cars”
Love them or leave them.