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HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Israel, Jerusalem Post: “Palestinian Judge; Jews Have No History In Jerusalem”
He is absolutely correct. Everyone knows Jews were not in Jerusalem two thousand years ago, they were in Miami Beach.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Brown Hare Rare”
Just another example of racial profiling.

Sweden, The Local: “Surgeon Warned After Removing Wrong Organ”
Next time you remove the wrong organ you will be barred from the golf course for an entire week!

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Dead Body Refuses To Go Pale”
Go pale! And lose the tan he paid for!

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Boys Will Be Boys”
The next thing you will tell me is that girls will be girls!

India, Times of India: “Boring Big Brother Will Be Scrapped”
He will be replaced by enjoyable big sister.

Netherlands, Dutch News: “Amsterdam To Pay Brothel $60,000″
And, I thought inflation was under control in the EU.

Egypt, Egypt Daily News: “Fake Man In Black”
America needs a real white man back.

Belgium, Flandersnews.be: Minister Takes Stand Against Black Widow”
From now on he will only allow white widows in his church.

Albania, Albania News: “Looking Past The Summer”
Now that winter’s here, can spring be far behind?