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HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: ’17 Clerics Have No Links To Terrorism”
But, do they have links to God?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Man Glued To Toilet Seat”
This is one shitty story.

Malta, Malta Today: “Viagra Con Man Operated Through Banks”
I hear this was one real stand up guy.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: ‘Palestinian Women Make Jewish Skullcaps”
Mazeltov!

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Dead Cat Used As Football”
I guess one threw a real meow for a completion.

South Africa, Argus: “Secretary Faces 27 Charges Of Fraud”
That’s all?

Argentine, Buenos Aires Herald: “Forensic Searches In Bolivia”
They do not leave any jungle untouched by their searches.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “$1.5 Million To Promote Jesus”
I suspect he’d prefer a million examples of charity and love.

Belgium, Flanders.be: “Belgian Men’s Team Takes 4th Place”
What do they write if they actually win a race?

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Mosque Next To Brothel”
Which came first?