Former President Bush is undoubtedly clearing brush as I write these words and wondering how he ever got the idea that Dick Cheney would be an excellent vice president. Although, George Bush remains silent in the manner that most ex-presidents do in order to allow a successor to have time to assume the mantle of leadership, Dick Cheney is determined to prove to the American people he never made a mistake although he might now have second thoughts concerning the ability of that guy who sat in the oval office while he ran the nation. He insisted that torture was “the right thing to do” and “saved hundreds of thousands of lives.” Cheney also insisted Obama policies were making the American people less secure.
In his interview, Dick let it all hang out and made certain it was a firm display of the real Dick in operation. After all, if Dick didn’t speak and be upright who would challenge the drooping Democratic display of unpatriotic behavior? As Dick pointed out, waterboarding is really an aid to the person because it causes his physical apparatus to stand tall which inevitably leads to an ejaculation of honesty. If not for the Dick man, thousands of Americans would be limp and downhearted instead of being proud of their display of good old fashioned American patriotism.
God Bless Dick because Dick is the only person in the Republican Party who can speak not merely with forked tongue but keep a hand on the real issues that confront America. Unlike, that traitor Colin Powell who tried to show off his manhood by fighting for his nation, Dick knew one could perform more patriotically in the bathroom by manipulating the gun that fires truth that is known only to a handful of real Americans like Rush Limbaugh. Can’t you just see these two upright men standing tall with hands linked upward and saving America from atheistic militaristic communism? Oops, wrong metaphor, against atheistic militarist Islam.