Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Coyotes Hearing Today”
You can tell when it begins by the howls.
UK, The Independent: “Nazi Officer Given Life Imprisonment”
I have a hunch this will be a short life sentence.
South Africa, Argus; “Alleged Poachers Get Bail”
Were they shooting at alleged animals?
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Negligent Cancer Doctor Reprimanded”
From now on, we expect more people dying from cancer or else!
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Australia Mulls Murdering Camels”
I have a hunch back about that this will ever happen.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Group Gives Failing Grades To Schools”
Does anybody grade the group which gives failing grades?
Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Lecture On Treating Swine Flu”
It was greeted with a chorus of oinks.
Oman, Oman Tribune: “Drive On To Combat Pomegranate Butterflies”
And, you say Oman is not doing enough to combat terrorism!
Qatar, Gulf Times: “Sudan Bars Trouser Case Woman From Leaving”
However, she can leave if she departs naked.
Ukraine, Kyiv Post: “Head Of Children’s Charity Killed”
Boy, talk about someone who doesn’t like kids!