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RANTS I NEVER HOPE TO HEAR AGAIN!

Following are rants that have filled the air that I am tired of hearing and hope never to hear them again.

A government run health system is Socialism!

Let’s return this country to the good old days when white men ran the nation.

If wealthy people are taxed, it means the rest of us will become poorer.

Israel is the most horrible nation in the world.

Under Bush, the country was run by fiscal conservatives, not like today when liberals are ruining the economy.

Obama was born in a gorilla camp in Kenya, that’s why he doesn’t have a birth certificate.

We have to raise standards by making kids memorize stuff in order to get higher test scores.

I have health insurance so why don’t those who lack it, get it?

When will the government tell us about the aliens in Rosewell?

Whatever happened to honesty in government like we used to have with Ronald Reagan?

Jimmy Rollins: We Phils are a better team than the Yankees. They just played better in the world series.

Rudy Giuliani Anounces Latest Brave Stand

The world media has frequently been informed by Rudy Giuliani, former mayor of New York who ended crime in that city, saved American from terrorist attacks, and has never wavered in his opposition to gun control– except when speaking before the NRA –but his latest example of heroism will undoubtedly win him further acclaim among Americans. Rudy G., who is famous for his adoration of the New York Yankees and hatred of the Boston Red Sox, announced during his campaign in New Hampshire that he would root for the Boston Red Sox in the world series. He also boasted, “in Colorado the next week or two, I will have the courage to tell the people of Colorado that I’m rooting for the Red Sox in the World Series.” With heroes like this who are willing to risk everything in the fight for freedom and honesty, Americans tonight can rest in peace and security.