$9.95 A Month Of Truth!

I was recently chatting with Sarah Palin, who remains my main guide to the modern world, when Sarah informed me of her growing concern that Americans lack an ongoing voice who speaks the truth. She said, that one night she had an epiphany while gazing out her window at the Siberian steppes. What would happen if each and every American, every week could chat with her? Her greatest concern is that people are “tired os the media filter. So, we’re(the “we’re” means, Sarah) gonna do something about it.” And, when Sarah Palin decides to do “something about it,” we can only warn all bears and deer–and Humans to head for shelter! This is one tough mama speaking!

So, now listen carefully to her offer. For only $9.95 a month-or a yearly figure of, $99.95, this is what you will get. “We’ll talk about the issues that the main media won’t talk about.” Please remember that Sarah is America’s leading expert on the bear and deer perspective of life. She will not only wrestle a bear but bear down on evil doers in this society. Finally, we Americans can get THE TRUTH!

Ok, Ok so maybe Sarah is a bit confused about where the nation of Afghanistan is located. Big deal. But, it would be a big boost for America is we got the Palin perspective on Afghanistan–she will throw in Pakistan for no additional charge.

I gather that Sarah is even willing to, not only chat with drug lords on the border with Mexico, but she will also challenge them to a shoot out at the OK Corral!!

God Bless you Sarah, now to my bank in order to get that $99.95. By the way, Sarah, what is the $.95 for?

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