A Political Dictionary For Liberals

There is scant doubt that in the war of words, Republicans have triumphed by seizing the low ground of political discourse. “Death Panels” simply are another expression for a panel of doctors who have to make life and death decisions based upon what individuals desire. Thus, we offer a dictionary for liberals to provide new words in the political life experience.

Abortion: New dynamic slim the body program.

Illegal aliens: Aiding Americans to have access to inexpensive foods.

Wage Increases: Job creation by providing more money to Americans to buy products.

Unemployment Insurance: Insuring Americans Against poverty.

Taxation of Wealthy: Enabling wealthy people to create jobs.

Iran: Assisting peace through discussions.

Israel: Aiding Israel Not To Fail In Peace Talks

Environment: Healthy Air Program For Children

Health Care: Be Healthy, Be Happy Program