Each Wednesday we offer a selection of Absurd Stories along with our explanation about why they will not appear.
JOHN MCCAIN’S SEXUAL PRISON FANTASIES
After a few months with Sarah Palin, sex is no longer part of his life.
WOODY ALLEN CONVERTS TO CHRISTIANITY
Oy veh! And, next thing that will happen is that he marries a shiksa!
GEORGE BUSH ADMITS HE LIED ABOUT WMD
When you go out shooting with the guys, sometimes you sort of exaggerate.
JFK ALIVE IN BUENOS AIRES
Try beating that story.
GAY DAYS IN FBI WITH J. EDGAR HOOVER
Why else the fascination with gays by gay J. Edgar?