An Air Algerie plane which had taken off from Ougadougu in Barkina Faso, a capital and nation that is known to all Americans, simply vanished from the radar screen and is apparently some place up in the sky. We are pleased to report to readers of this blog that we are the only one on this planet who knows the true story about this plane. Actually, we also know what happened to that plane which disappeared in Malaysia, and, in all honesty we understand what happened to the plane in Ukraine. Last night at the stroke of midnight I was suddenly confronted by a strange creature. It(there are no sexual differences on the planet of Xul) arrived in my room as I was typing. It referred to itself as, X. It appears there is strong interest by inhabitants on the planet of Xul about we humans. X indicated–it does not speak, but simply places its ideas into my mind– leading theorists on Xul have come to believe that humans are among the most interesting life forms in the universe.
According to X, the idea of killing other life forms is an unknown concept in the universe. The idea of not sharing all resources with other life forms is an unknown idea in the universe. X is simply confused that life forms would allow a few to gather untold riches while most remain without access to them. Thus, Xulians are taking some of our planes to their planet. Its inhabitants will be studied until Xulians can figure out how we humans invented such curious ideas as wars, hatred and violence. After being studied, humans will be given the choice to return to this planet or remain in a land which does not know war, hatred or hunger.
I have now been designated as the representative on planet Earth who will have ongoing contact with Xulians. I do have the option, at some point or another, to hop on one of their space ships and go to the planet which only knows love, peace, and plenty for all.
P.S. Let me know if you would like to voyage across the stars!