Are Patients Entitled To Sex From Nurses?

Every so often an idea emerges which offers a new paradigm for human existence. A disabled man in a hospital in the Netherlands has come up with a breakthrough idea– nurses should provide sex to their patients. This makes sense. After all, the job of a nurse is to provide for the physical health of her patients and what better medicine than some good old fashioned sex? Think about it. A patient who has just completed a few hours of sex is tired, does not need any medicine and will go happily and quietly to sleep. This saves the hospital money because less is spent on drugs and since sex only leads to happiness, there is no financial loss to hospitals and doctors. If every patient in America had a shot of sex, drug use would dramatically decline and we could provide free medical care to all Americans, plus the bonus of some nice sex.

For some reason, the union representing nurses is drawing the line about this patient benefit. As it turns out the man in the Dutch hospital was getting hand jobs from nurses until this one reactionary turned her hand on him. I can’t figure it out– hand exercise, body exercise, mental pleasure and it is does not a cent.

  • http://none juan

    Don’t talk to Americans about sex, no matter where you get it at. That’s why there is so much porn on the Net, repressed Americans! Not just men either. Have had “relaxing care” from three
    night shift nurses when I had lost an eye. They would take turns on me when the last visitors left about 9 P.M. for two weeks. First one Kelly would get into a hydro pool with me ( in uniform + all)
    then treat my sore Man muscle all the while she
    be getting so wet & lathered her nurses uniform
    just slid off her. When she’d had me enough, she’d ring the bell so that her assistant could get me from the pool while she dried off and tidied up the room. After about an hour when Jean showed up she notice my skin seemed damp so she took it upon herself to get my blood flowing
    with a massage. Pulling the curtain around my bed she’d take off my hospital gown rolled me on my back and handled me so that I would be pointing at the ceiling. Then she’dclimb on to the bed and fasten herself on to my pointing
    member. The best was yet to come, but that is enough for now.