Avoid Being Gay On Cruise Ships

An American cruise ship was wandering the islands of the Caribbean as those on board displayed love and joy. Most passengers on the ship were gay men and they were determined to display their gay feelings to the world. As they reached the island of Dominica, two men decided to display their sexual prowess for one and all to see. Within an hour, police from the island boarded the ship, arrested the men and sent them to court. The judge fined them and termed them to be “rogues and vagabonds.”

Ah, the joys of sex are not welcome in Dominica if those participating are of the same sex. Sex by gays or Lesbians is termed, “sodomy.” The advice to be given those on cruise ships near this island-avoid being gay, do not smile, and above all keep the pecker in the pants.