Beat Your Wife And Go Free!!

Pat Robertson is a noted Christian minister who has been privy to numerous conversations with God. In fact, the first thing every morning, God asks His secretary if Pat has called. On a September 10th television show, a called named, “Michael,” asked how to repair his marriage to a “woman who has no respect for him as head of the house.” Pat, as always, had an answer to such an emotional issue.

“Well, you could become a Muslim and you could beat her.” A few people became upset at the comment so Pat clarified what he meant. “I don’t think we condone wife-beating these days, but something has to be done to make her.” I guess he meant make her adore the boss man.

Pat did offer one simple solution to the man-move to Saudi Arabia and beat the hell out of your wife!