Being a member of the Republican Party requires saying No except if the issue is reducing taxes for the wealthy.
Being a Republican is always placing the Party before the interests of the American people.
Being a Republican is believing Sarah Palin actually has an intelligent thought in her mind.
Being a Republican means being convinced there is no global warming, just melting glaciers.
Being a Republican is knowing dinosaur’s roamed the west with buffaloes.
Being a Republican is demanding the end of big government except for building a bridge in my district.
Being a Republican is knowing receiving less money enables me to accelerate paying off my debts.
Being a Republican is knowing Theodore Roosevelt was a Socialist because he opposed wealthy people.
Being a Republican means never talking honestly about anything related to rebuilding this nation.



