Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is in a court room facing four charges that range from having sex with an underage girl to corruption and bribing a witness. Silvio is upset. As a man with a billion of so dollars, he is not accustomed to having to listen to others, since in his world, he speaks, you listen, you agree or you wind up without a job. He told the judge and prosecutors, “there is no proof or motive. The current case is paradoxical, ridiculous and surreal.” I suspect the most surreal aspect of the trial is that there is a trial in the first place. After all, this is Silvio Berlusconi, the boss man of Italy forced to defend himself against charges prepared by low paid government bureaucrats. He termed the judges in the case were “a cancer that had to be removed.” And, by golly, he was prepared to be the person who removes the cancer from society. Prime Minister Berlusconi is considering the organization of a commission which would investigate whether the prosecutors should be face charges of “criminal conspiracy.”

Let’s face it, Silvio Berlusconi is THE MAN. He saved Italy, he saved those in power to retain their power. So, he fooled around with a teen age girl, big deal. He is SILVIO and that means all girls deserve to be impregnated by THE MAN!