Berlusconi Charges Italy Out To Get Him!

Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has finally uncovered the source of a campaign to ruin his reputation–the Italian government! After prosecutors uncovered a series of apartments he owns in Milan which apparently served as living quarters for young women who performed a strip tease at one of his parties, the prime minister was certain people who hate him were out to get him. According to investigators envelopes stuffed with $35,000 in bills were found in some of the flat as well as jewelry and sex toys. They are checking to determine if there is proof Silvio had sex with a 17 year old girl, such sexual intercourse is against the law since she is under 18. The 74 year old Lothario apparently kept up to 14 women in apartments in Milano II, a housing estate he built several years ago. The prime minister responded to the charges by claiming: “we face the umpteenth attempt to throw mud on my person and my institutional position.

Frankly, at age 80 I am a great admirer of Silvio Berlusconi. Heck, I have a hard time getting you know what up and this man performs at will! Wow! Silvio Berlusconi is an inspiration to all men over the age of 70. We support him in the position of Prime Minister for life!