It is increasingly clear that Silvio Berlusconi will actually do some time for his escapades of dishonesty and sexual misconduct. Unlike the US which sends people of any age to jail so the government can pay $40,000 a year for their upkeep and medical expenses, the governmnet of Italy would prefer if they remained at home and did something for the public good. Silvio will probably be offered the option of performing some sort of public service or remaining in one of his luxurious villas and been compelled to entertain himself with parties. We assume this means he will aid the Italian government efforts to reduce the unemployment rate.
We urge young gorgeous women to learn the location of his “prison” and then offer their services to assist his daily life experiences. They get work, he gets pleasure, and the people of Italy do not spend a lira!!