Having nothing better to do with my time, I explore humor around the world. Following is a joke from the Bhutan Times.
An elderly lady complained that frequently her phone did not ring, but when it did her dog moaned and pissed on the ground. A repairman checked it out and found:
1. The dog was tied to the telephone system’s ground wire via a metal chain and collar.
2. The wire was connected to a ground rod that was loose.
3. The dog got 90 volts when the phone number was called.
4. When the phone was called, the dog moaned causing him to piss.
The moral of this story is that it sometimes pays when you have a problem to moan and piss.
Don’t blame me, I’m just the messenger of this joke.