Big Mac Downsized

I confess to entering a McDonald’s place of business in order to secure a cup of their 55 cent senior citizen coffee. Of course, it is against my religion to actually partake of their food which does not quite agree with the interior of my stomach. A group of protestors in the city of Melbourne in Australia have been fighting the construction of a new McDonald’s for three years. The giant corporation of McDonald’s decided to sue these people and it is demanding monetary compensation that would compel these citizens to sell their homes. After numerous meetings at corporate headquarters someone in authority decided to cease and desist the law suit and return to peaceful negotiation with these angry folk.

Has anyone considered offering the protestors free coffee? Or, make them honary senior citzens?

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