Bombs Away From North Korea

There is a land far, far away across the Pacific Ocean in which there exists some men who believe they possess magical powers. From youth they have heard fairy tales concerning how their fathers were attacked by dragons and due to their courage and fighting ability they were able to slay the dragon. I can only assume their victory led to marrying the charming princess. The government of Kim Jong-un is certain it can defeat the American dragon once again. It made clear to the world that if any dragon again threatens North Korea, there will be dire consequences.

North Korean military leaders told America. “From this moment, the supreme command of the Korean People’s Army will be putting into combat duty posture all field artillery units including long artillery units and strategic units that will  target all enemy objects in United States invasion bases on US mainland, Hawaii and Guam.”

Great rhetoric, nonsense sense.