Charges and claims are being uttered by supporters of both Barack Obama and Mitt Romney that their opponent was once a bully. Stories have emerged from an old Romney boyhood chum concerning an incident in which Mitt held down a boy and cut off hair. Barack is charged with all sorts of bullying, after all, his skin is black, and we all know that black boys are criminals and bullies.
However, if being a bully is the key to winning the election, we strongly suggest to Republicans that they drop Mitt and take Rudy Giuliani. He definitely should be given the Congressional Medal of Honor for heroism on behalf of bullying the weak and defenseless. Who else but Rudy would go after homeless men who wipe window shields!!