During his eight years in the presidency, George Bush not only created more shit than any prior leader of the nation, but he constantly wallowed in the poop. Unfortunately, for Bush, he was guarded by Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld who explained to the gullible man from Texas that it was not shit, but jello and his policies were clean and to be applauded. The other day, Bush recounted to some high school students how he was walking down the street, and his dog, Barney, dropped some poop on the sidewalk which the former president had to clean up all by his lonesome self. He also told them, “I no longer feel that great sense of responsibility that I had when I was in the Oval Office, and, frankly, it’s a liberating feeling.”
Unfortunately, for those serving in the military forces of the United States there is a load of poop all over the Middle East and Afghanistan that requires more than a plastic bag to clean up and it sure is not jello!