Cain Ably Raises Cain

In modern America the best qualification for one who seeks to become president of the country is extensive executive experience running a pizza company. Herman Cain is a black skinned man. Herman Cain wants to become president of this nation. Herman Cain is upset because all too many people with black skins like himself prefer another black skinned man named, Barack Obama. Herman Cain is confused how any black skinned man or woman could prefer this black skinned guy who went to Harvard and knows a lot of book learning.

How does he explain this attitude? “African Americans have been brainwashed into not being open-minded, not even considering a conservative point of view. So it’s just brainwashing and people not being open minded, pure and simple.” It would be interesting if Cain was Able to explain how this brainwashing occurred and who did it.

It really is confusing why black skinned folk prefer this black  dude when they could support a shill  for Wall Street. After all, if black folk were not brainwashed they would all wind up working on Wall Street.

The real issue of this campaign is: can  Barack Obama even make a pizza!