Cain Told Not To Run

An aide to Herman Cain said he received a phone call from someone claiming to be a member of the Ku Klux Klan who had a message for the black candidate. “Tell him not to run” said the voice who went on to add:  “there is no such thing as a  black  Republican.”For once, the Ku Klux Klan actually had an intelligent to utter. Of course, there is no such thing as a black Republican who utters words of nonsense. We posed this issue to some dead Republicans and these were there responses:

Abraham Lincoln:  “From what I have read and heard from this man, he apparently lacks any sense of human decency when it comes to dealing with poverty and discrimination suffered by black skin people in this country. How can a black Republican oppose government action to assist black skin people??”

Theodore Roosevelt:  “As you know, I fought for government action to end business monopolies and strictly supervise greedy, money mad wealthy people. Frankly, there not only can’t be a black Republican who views giving more money and power to the wealthy than there can be a white Republican with such views.”

Thomas Dewey: (Presidential candidate in 1944 and 1948): ” I fought for government action to end discrimination, I fought for government action to end discrimination in the armed forces against Negroes so I am shocked that a black skinned presidential candidate would utter his nonsense about government.”

Dwight Eisenhower: “How can there be a black or white skinned Republican who is so ignorant of foreign affairs? This Cain main belongs in a high school history class.”

Richard Nixon:  ‘Look, I went to China despite being a famous anti-Communist. This Cain main doesn’t even know where China is on a map! And, I supported Affirmative Action because it was the right thing to do. Who is this jerk?”