Caliph Of Doom Now In Mosul

I have a hunch there have been numerous meeting at headquarters of the CIA, NSA, and God knows which other agencies in our government that safe guard the nation with their phone taping and Internet surveillance in order to prevent Muslim terrorists to grow more powerful. I do not recall a single statement from guardian of the Internet or phones which referred to the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria as a powerful threat to national security– at least not until the past two months. Yesterday, openly, in the city of Mosul a new Caliph was proclaimed who demanded obedience from all Muslims in the world. A spokesman for the Brookings Center sarcastically described what happened. “One of the most wanted men on earth was able to travel into the center of Mosul, give a 30 minute sermon in the most venerated mosque in the largest Arab center under control of the most notorious jihadist group of our time.” And, we Americans must be snooped on by agencies that spend untold billions on gathering “data.”

Ironically, Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi demanded that al-Qaeda obey him from this moment on. He told leaders of al-Qaeda they now were under his control. Naturally, leaders of al-Qaeda told him to go to hell. In other words,al-Qaeda now seeks new allies. How about President Obama meeting with al-Qaeda leader Zawahiri and forming a new alliance? We can now all unite to fight the latest terror group– ISIS!

I guess George Bush was right: FINALLY-MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! We finally took down al-Qaeda by becoming its ally!!